THE BEACH 2006!
ME AND CASE FLEW FROM SFO TO DAYTON OHIO
WHERE WE WERE IMMEDIATELY CROWNED KINGS OF THE LAND
WE GOT PICKED UP BY ANDY AND MIKE B
AND DROVE DOWN TO CINCINATTI TO CRASH AT
ANDYS BEAUTIFUL MANSION

FROM THERE WE DROVE THROUGH KENTUCKY WHERE IT SMELLS LIKE
GOD JIZZED ACROSS ITS LANDSCAPE, WEST VIRGINIA AND VIRGINIA
AND ARRIVED IN GREENSBORO, NORTHCAROLINA WHERE I SLEPT WITH
ANDYS MOM AND CASE MASTURBATED IN HIS BROTHERS BED AND
DIDNT CLEAN IT UP
THE NEXT DAY WE DROVE OFF TO THE OUTER BANKS AND THE BEACH BEGAN
HERE ARE THE PHOTOS DOCUMENTING THE GROTESQUE EVENT
WARNING: THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIVES

ANDY MADE US CLEAN HIS CAR AND PACK ALL THE SHIT

AND HE TRIED TO MAKE ME SLEEP ON A MATTRESS COVERED IN PISS

AND THEN HE ATE A 8 GRAM SHROOM AND TRIED TO KILL ME AND CASE
AND RAN AROUND NAKED IN HIS CREEPY BASEMENT
RUBBING EGG YOLKS OVER HIMSELF AND SINGING BONE THUGS

ALWAYS MICROWAVE YOUR CORN BAGS

ROADTRIP DIET

JEEBUS!!!!!


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