11/19/07

IT HAS NOW BEEN TEN DAYS SINCE MY BIRTHDAY TURNED ME INTO A HAIRIER MAN
AND I FINALLY GOT PHOTOS FROM THE NATASHA/CALVIN BIRTHDAY VEGAS TRIP EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION ANDY WAS THE ONLY PERSON
NOT TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND IT COULD MEAN THE END OF HIS TFS CAREER

GOT TO THE AIRPORT AND FOUND NATASHAS LONG LOST COUSIN

WE STAYED AT THE UNBELIEVABLE WYNN AND HAD TWO OF THESE BIG ASS WINDOWS

THEY WERE ACTUALLY CONSTRUCTING A SECOND WYNN AND IT WAS THOROUGHLY
ENTERTAINING WATCHING LITTLE ANT CONSTRUCTION MEN DO THEIR THING

TRUMP TOWER A.K.A. GOLDEN PHALLUS OF DOOM



THIS WORD HAS NOW BEEN COMPLETELY MOLESTED

SAW DOLPHINS FOR THE FIRST TIME. THEY WERE POOPING AND PEEING
ALL OVER THE WINDOW WE WERE LOOKING THROUGH!



WENT AND SAW SIEGFRIED AND ROYS SAD SLAVE LION COLLECTION
THIS FOOL WAS NOT MOVIN! I THOUGHT HE WAS STUFFED TOY UNTIL I SAW HIM BLINK

THIS LITTLE SNOW LEOPARD MADE ME VERY SAD. HE WAS ALL ALONE
IN HIS OWN CAGE THING WHILE THE OTHER LIONS GOT TO CHILL TOGETHER
I REALLY FELT FOR MY LION BROTHERS AND WISHED THEY COULD HAVE BEEN DOING
WHAT THEY DO BEST

BEING KINGS OF THE JUNGLE MOTHERFUCKERS!
SO FUCK SIEGFRIED AND ROY FOR CAGING UP THESE AWESOME MANIMALS

BIRTHDAY DINNER WAS UNBELIEVABLE . 12 OUNCE FILET MIGNON ROCKED MY TUMMY

WE ENJOYED SOME TASTY WINE



FOUND SOME RAINBOWS

BELIEVE IT

THE WYNN HAS THIS INCREDIBLE MAN MADE WATERFALL AND THEY HAVE THESE
PROJECTION/PERFORMANCE SHOWS EVERY HALF HOUR





WHAT???

THIS ASIAN LADY HEAD CAME OUT OF THE WATER AND DID A LITTLE DITTY



BIG ELECTRONIC FLOWER TINGS

WE WENT TO THIS CLUB LOUNGE THING
A BUNCH OF THIRTYSOMETHINS GETTIN BUCK



THE MOST ENTERTAINING PART WAS THAT THERE WERE ALL THESE FAKE ASS
BASQUIAT PAINTINGS AND THESE BITCHES WERE GRINDING ON EM!
YES!

THE NEXT MORNING WE GOT COUPLE MASSAGES (BOOYA!) AND FACIALS
WHAT NATASHA DIDNT TELL ME WAS THEY WERE GONNA SPEND A HALF HOUR
SQUEEZING ALL THE NASTINESS OUT OF MY FACE WHILE I SWEATED MY BALLS
OFF UNDER A HEATED BLANKY
NONETHELESS IT DID SOME GOOD. THANK YOU BABY!

NATASHA WAS A PURE RAY OF LIGHT

WE WENT AND SAW THIS SHOW "LE REVE". TWAS BOMBDIGGYBOMBBOMB (THATS RIGHT)

NATASHA WON MAD LOOT AT ROULETTE. I LOST 60 BUCKS AND DIDNT GAMBLE FOR THE
REST OF THE TRIP

BUBBLE BATH MAKEOVER SESSION!



AND THEN WE TOOK A TRIP UP TO HEAVEN








THANK YOU THANK YOU NATASHA IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!
AND THANK YOU TO ALL THE HOMIES WHO SHOWED ME SOME LOVE